Get Your Tentacles Off My Waifu!

Waifus. Ponies. Tentacles. Cats. One angry colt with a gun. Get Your Tentacles Off My Waifu is all about getting tentacles off your waifus, while trying not to get consumed by monsters to whom they belong - monsters who do not want to give them back.

Simple? Save your first waifu and see where it goes from there - they aren't just mares-in-distress. Unless you decide horseplay works best and start throwing them at the tentacle monsters.

You monster.

• GYTOMW is a classic, accessible SHMUP, like in the good old days. Don’t have to be pixel perfect to make it past the first stage - being good enough suffices. Usually. Definitely won’t brick your console on the first graze.

• An actual story! Everything happens for a reason. This includes cats. Lots of cats. And of course, ponies, or the Poneh in the local language.

• Take back waifus! There's 19.5 pony waifus to save from the giant tentacle monsters. Save them and enjoy tons of interactions (with consequences) - or throw them at the monsters. You monster.

• Out-of-shooting gameplay galore! Apart from exploring the wonderful world of pony waifus, meditate on pony zen, engage in the obligatory crafting mechanic, and of course, use Stardust. Responsibly. Very responsibly.

• Multiple endings! What you say and how you treat the waifus affects the endings. And you know what that means, don't you? Replayability!

• "Wait, there's depth here?" Everything connects, nothing is accidental, and everything is deliberate. Yes, this is one of those games. The oddly-deep ones - if you want to look beyond the obvious…