Demomen Ltd.

Welcome to the Down Under, mate
There’s nothing like a cold bottle of grog to get the work going, eh? Out here, we’ve got nothing but freedom, tons of explosives, awesome machines, and a bunch of clients eager to pay for our services, but first we need to get (a) hammer(ed).



Start from the bottom and rise
At first you’ll need to get a bit more down and dirty than usual, yeah. Pick up the Sledgie and get to work. Once you’ll have enough money, we’ll be able to afford a better crib and more awesome gear.



Manage your crew
As we’ll see some cash coming in, we’ll be able to hire some of the finest bushies around to help us in our endeavor. Your task as their boss is to keep them under (relative) control and keep them happy. How would you ask? Well, a happy worker is a hammered worker, so keep a stash of grog.



Upgrade your gear
You know what’s the weakest part of your Sledgie? The stick! That’s why you’ll need to upgrade your gear so it’s suitable for the job! Buy better gear and upgrade the gear you already own. Your elbows will thank you.



Buy even bigger gear!
What? You think you’ll be able to take that 5 storey building down with a Sledgie and a Jackhammer? Think twice! For that baby, you’ll need some explosives and an awesome wrecking ball. While you’re at it, take a look at all the vehicles you can get and buy as many as you can! You’ll always be able to stash them in the yard.



Always respect your clientele
If they pay well, that is. One thing you won’t have to worry about is the amount of jobs, because they always keep coming! It’s like in that one game about cars and simulating! They keep sending jobs, and lemme tell you, they keep getting crazier and crazier, so get your butt ready, because you'll have to decide how you want to approach each job we get! Feel like taking down that porch with a WRECKING BALL? That’s fine with me, but I don’t know about that lady who lives there. Maybe ask her? Naah…



Now, you’re on your way to build the best Demo company on the continent! How does that feel? Just don’t go too hard on the grog, eh?