Self-Checkout: Scan, Weight, Steal

Self-Checkout is a co-op stealth chaos game set entirely inside a supermarket. Your crew's mission is simple: walk out with more than you paid for. Your tools are teamwork, timing, and the ability to throw your friends under the bus at a moment's notice.

Teamwork Makes the Scheme Work

One of you scans. One of you distracts. One of you is supposed to be the lookout but is currently comparing yogurt brands in aisle 4. Every heist only works if everyone does their job, and nobody ever does their job.

But the Store is Watching

Overhead cameras. Weight sensors that are smarter than they look. A floor attendant who has seen it all before. A Karen in aisle 7 who absolutely has nothing better to do. The more players on the floor, the more chaos, and the more witnesses.

Features

• 1-4 player co-op with fully destructible trust between teammates

• Escalating levels across increasingly high-security supermarkets

• Assignable crew roles: Scanner, Distractor, Lookout, Getaway Cart

• Dozens of items to smuggle, from a single grape to a flat-screen TV

• Techniques to master together: the Decoy Spill, the Stroller Method, the Fake Price Check, the Human Shield

• A blame system: when someone gets caught, the whole crew votes on who started it

• Full receipt review at the end of every run. Good luck explaining the TV.

The store thinks you're valued customers. You are not valued customers.

Self-Checkout: Scan. Weigh. Steal.