Soul Sorter: A Morality Personality Test

About Us:

We're a team of souls that have been tasked with reorganizing the afterlife. Our solution? Split the spiritual plane into two different planes of existence, one for those whose behavior warrants punishment, and one for those who are deemed worthy of forgiveness.

However, a task like this is not so easily completed. We need a myriad of new hands to sort through all the souls. That's where you come in!

Responsibilities:

• Examine their past: To complete the job thoroughly, a Sorter must first understand what wrongs the soul has committed. Our Ascertainers will provide you with a certificate of death, detailing what they believe to be the most deplorable action a soul took during their time amongst the living.

• Hear their excuses: We encourage our Sorters to interrogate the souls further. The souls will explain themselves, offering justifications, explanations, or excuses for their actions. Sorters are also free to ask frivolous questions about the soul's personal lives.

• Determine their fate: Once a Sorter feels they have a good enough understanding of the soul in front of them, they will be able to decide whether they should be punished or forgiven. A ticket will be printed for them to stamp, sentencing the soul forever.

Benefits:

An eye-catching performance appraisal that offers insight into your own morality.

An eternity's worth of work.

An office.