Cube Control

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. Or something. We’re not really sure exactly how that applies here but we’re using it anyway because they told us to. Come to think of it, this game will actually kill you (or rather, your six-sided avatar) quite frequently, furthering our confusement about the aforementioned statement. Anyway...

Here are some fun and exciting activities with which this game may cause you to engage:

• Intense process optimization and problem solving!

• Unrelenting timing discipline!

• Limited moves per level. It’s like a horrible, twisted game of chess!

• Peculiar devices that will enrich your cube maneuvering experience!

Deepen your connection with the complex and nuanced properties of the six-sided polyhedron, colloquially referred to as cube.

Featuring a plethora of essential life experiences you won’t want to miss:

• Endure crushing disappointment as you snatch defeat from the jaws of victory!

• Hone your ability to make rational choices while under tremendous pressure!

• Expose yourself to vibrant color palettes while simultaneously having your patience pushed to its limits!

• Gain a more complete understanding of your tolerance for performing increasingly difficult tasks!

• Consider the grand possibilities of the unknown!

Experts assure us that you don’t have to be an analytic philosopher or behavioural scientist in order to fully comprehend the weight of what will be required of you.

No checkpoints. No practice mode. Just plain luck pure skill.

Whether you’re being launched through the air uncontrollably or plunged into a pit of spike-filled madness, you’ll be glad you were along for the ride (we exposed test subjects to this game and found that most of them—the ones that survived, that is—shared a similar sentiment).

Will we see you up ahead?