The Wizard's Beans Or: A Short Period of Unplanned Internment

The Wizard’s Beans Or: A Short Period of Unplanned Internment is a text-based comedy adventure involving enchanted beans, alchemical elements, and most uncivil confinement while tackling subjects such as personal boundaries and humor.

Story

It had to happen at some point: An evil wizard locked you up in his tower! Since he probably has plans for you, you need your wits to plan your escape. Solve puzzles, enlist magic beans, eat soap, and confront the menacing mage. Will you keep cracking jokes or learn from your mistakes? Your choices matter.

Features

• Lovingly crafted by a human being with human flaws, no LLM slop!

• Fair game design (no deaths, dead ends, or mazes)

• Comedy writing from one of the best comedy writers here in the room with me right now

• Dynamic puzzles: Each playthrough is unique

• Typographically typeset for a convenient reading experience.

• Save/Load system and undo-feature

• Non-gendered player character

• Steam Achievements

• (Music, ambiance and sound effects augment your immersion)

• Almost*) no deaths and only mild (or implied) violence

• Petable creatures!

*) There is one situation but players are given ample warning.

The game is not for you if you are looking for

• RPG systems

• Romance options

• Combat