Cubicle Farter

Cubicle Farter is a definitely-not-to-be-actually-followed suggestion for handling corporate "return to the office" mandates. You will return to the office on your own stinky terms. Make your co-workers choose resignation over continued employment by establishing your flatulent dominance. As the Cubicle Farter, you will collect resignation letters and use them as currency to buy items and gear, boosting your power to keep clearing offices full of increasingly angry and wily co-workers. From the quick Squeaker to the sinister Beefwhisper, fart your revenge all over the bottom line and make your corporate overlords realize that returning to the office wasn't the best idea....