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Floppy Dick

Floppy Dick
Mature content
Windows
6 user reviews · 83% of 6
DeveloperMaCoGAME
GenreAction
Wait Chip's verdict · US updated 3 hr. ago

Good game, but it sits 100% of the way from its all-time low to full price. It drops harder in seasonal sales. Patience pays.

Why this verdict
Price position between all-time low and full price 100%
All-time low $1.39 · 16d ago
Player reviews 83% positive of 6
Quality score 83/100 · small sample
Value score 0/100

Offers

Accepted regional prices from official stores

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About this game

What this game is, in the developer's words

You like milk? You like tits? Then you’ll love milky tits. Floppy Dick is a parody arcade game with an absurd and provocative theme. Survive rising speed, test your reflexes, choose your difficulty, and see how long you can last. You want it hard… right?

Floppy Dick is an arcade game inspired by classic side-scrolling reflex challenges.
Your goal is simple: survive as long as possible while navigating increasingly difficult obstacles.

What starts as a silly and absurd concept quickly turns into a demanding test of timing, focus, and precision.

Gameplay

In Floppy Dick, you control a flying character that moves forward automatically.
Press the flap button to gain altitude and carefully navigate through obstacles.

The longer you survive, the faster and more difficult the game becomes.

The challenge is simple to understand but difficult to master.

Game Features

  • Fast-paced arcade gameplay focused on reflexes and timing

  • Three difficulty modes: Easy, Medium, and Hardcore

  • Increasing speed and challenge as your score rises

  • Consumables that grant temporary powers

  • A skin shop to customize your gameplay experience

  • Steam achievements to unlock by reaching milestones

  • Quick restart gameplay loop designed for short intense sessions

The Goal

Your objective is to achieve the highest score possible by surviving longer than before.

Every obstacle passed increases your score, but the game gradually accelerates, pushing your reflexes to the limit.

Media

Trailers and screenshots straight from the store page

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Price intelligence

Accepted price history and the lows that matter

Historical lows
All-time low ATL $1.39 2026-06-27
3-month low $1.39
12-month low $1.39
Current $1.99
Price events From the accepted price history · updates automatically
Jul 9, 2026
Sale ended · back to $1.99
Jun 27, 2026
New all-time low $1.39

Floppy Dick price history and best deals

Floppy Dick for PC currently sells from $1.99 at authorized stores. Its all-time low is $1.39, set on 2026-06-27.

Frequently asked questions

Answered from this game's own price and edition data

Should I buy Floppy Dick now or wait?
Our verdict is wait. At 100% of the way to full price, it usually drops harder in seasonal sales, so patience tends to pay.
Is $1.99 a good price for Floppy Dick?
$1.99 sits 100% of the way from the all-time low of $1.39 to the full price. It has been cheaper before, so there is room to wait.
Where can I buy Floppy Dick?
Floppy Dick is tracked at steam. We only list authorized stores here and always link out with a clean outbound link.
Scores
Steam reviews 6 user reviews · 83%
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Tech
Requirements
System requirements platform
Minimum
Minimum:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS: Windows 10 or newer
  • Processor: Dual-Core 2.0 GHz
  • Graphics: Integrated graphics (e.g., Intel HD Graphics)
  • Storage: 110 MB available space
  • Sound Card: Any standard compatible sound card
  • VR Support: Not supported
  • Additional Notes: Runs smoothly even on older systems
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          DeveloperMaCoGAME
          PublisherMaCoGAME
          GenresAction · Indie
          ModesSingle-player
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