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Fuck You Witch

Fuck You Witch
Steam Deck Playable Windows Brazil · 16+
Very Positive · 93% of 414
DeveloperBeshbarmak games
ControllerFull
Buy now Price verdict · US updated 8 hr. ago

Well reviewed at 93% positive. The current price is 0% of the way from its all-time low to full price.

Why this verdict
Price position between all-time low and full price 0%
All-time low $2.99 · 1d ago
Current discount -70% off $9.99
Typical sale discount ~70% over 3 sales
Player reviews 93% positive of 414
Quality score 93/100
Value score 100/100

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Official stores (1)
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checked 8 hr. ago Lowest price
Steam, official store, 70% off, $2.99
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About this game

What this game is, in the developer's words

Your best friend has confessed her love for you... but the problems don't stop there. You've started to hallucinate. All this interferes with sleeping and eating, and in general disrupts your ideal lifestyle. Yell obscenities at the witch, immerse yourself in the atmosphere of the Qazaq steppes



Use a microphone because only Russian obscenities can save you from a witch.
If your Mom is home and there is no way to yell obscenities at the witch, then you can disable this function.
But make sure to wear headphones, because the main character will swear at your behalf, and the chance of getting a bollocking from your parents is very high.



Explore yurts in the Qazaq steppe and a post-Soviet apartment. There are a couple more locations that are fucking amazing, one is definitely to your taste... well, you'll see for yourself.



Find out what camels like, take a crash course in sewing, saddle a horse, discuss philosophy with others and just enjoy yourself.





Unravel to the world the most important secret—how to cook beshbarmak. There are also fucking awesome riddles that you can tell us from the heart and soul.





Along the way, figure out what kind of witch she is and why she fucked with you. This Alsou chick is there, maybe she will help somehow, because friends help each other, and you and she are only friends and nothing more.





1. Use a microphone and yell obscenities at the witch to drive her away.
2. If you wish, you can disable the microphone and use a keyboard or gamepad.
3. The game is a walking simulator.
4. Hidden objects.
5. Interesting storyline.
6. Average time to complete the game: 2:00:01

Note! The game features machine translation into the following languages:
- French
- German
- Spanish
- Portuguese (Brazilian)
- Chinese (Simplified)
- Korean
- Polish
- Japanese

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Price history

Accepted price history and recorded lows

Historical lows
All-time low ATL $2.99 2026-07-16
3-month low $2.99
12-month low $2.99
Current $2.99
Price events From the accepted price history
Jul 16, 2026
New all-time low $2.99
Jul 15, 2026
Sale started · -70% to $2.99
Jul 10, 2026
Sale ended · back to $9.99

Fuck You Witch price history and current deals

Fuck You Witch for PC currently sells from $2.99 at authorized stores. Its all-time low is $2.99, set on 2026-07-16. That is 70% off the $9.99 list price.

Frequently asked questions

Answered from this game's own price and edition data

How does the current Fuck You Witch price compare?
The price verdict is buy. The lowest current official price is $2.99, which is 0% of the way from its all-time low to full price.
How does $2.99 compare with the Fuck You Witch price history?
$2.99 is 0% of the way from the all-time low of $2.99 to the full price, with a 70% discount. It is close to the recorded low.
Which stores list Fuck You Witch?
Fuck You Witch is tracked at steam. This section lists authorized stores and links to their store pages.
Scores
Steam reviews Very Positive · 93%
93% positive of 414
Media (9)
Tech
Steam DeckPlayable
SteamOSSupported
ControllerFull
Requirements
System requirements platform
Minimum
Minimum:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS: WINDOWS® 10, 11 (64-bit)
  • Processor: Intel® i5-3570K 3.4 GHz 4 Core™ / AMD FX-8350 8 3.5GHz 8 Core™
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: GeForce® GTX 1050 2GB / AMD Radeon R7 370 4GB
  • DirectX: Version 12
  • Storage: 15 GB available space
Recommended
Recommended:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS: WINDOWS® 10, 11 (64-bit)
  • Processor: Intel® i5-10600K 4.1 GHz 6 Core™ / AMD Ryzen™ 5 5600 4.4 GHz 6 Core™
  • Memory: 16 GB RAM
  • Graphics: GeForce® RTX 3060 12GB (or or a similar one with 6 GB VRAM+)
  • DirectX: Version 12
  • Storage: 15 GB available space
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          Facts
          DeveloperBeshbarmak games
          PublisherBeshbarmak games
          ModesSingle-player
          Links
          Ratings
          Brazil16+
          Indonesia18+
          Germany (Steam rating)16+
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