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Action · David Amado

Guards VS Goats

Guards VS Goats
Mature content
Windows
4 user reviews · 100% of 4
DeveloperDavid Amado
GenreAction
Wait Chip's verdict · US updated 2 days ago

Good game, but it sits 100% of the way from its all-time low to full price. It drops harder in seasonal sales. Patience pays.

Why this verdict
Price position between all-time low and full price 100%
All-time low $4.99 · 8d ago
Player reviews 100% positive of 4
Quality score 100/100 · small sample
Value score 0/100

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About this game

What this game is, in the developer's words

In a long forgotten kingdom, a hero sent to rescue a princess from an evil lord's castle. What can go wrong? Guards vs Goats is a first-person, linear, medieval FPS, with a touch of humor.

In a long forgotten kingdom, a hero is sent to rescue a princess from an evil lord's castle.

What can go wrong?

Guards vs Goats is a linear, first-person-shooter with swords.

It has stealth, it has action, it is story driven and... a bit silly. Just a bit...

The Story

Once upon a time, in a forgotten land, in a forgotten era, there was a kingdom.

The kingdom was living in peace and prosperity. A peace and prosperity which made the lords of the realm bored and greedy.

When blood and war against neighboring kingdoms was lacking in their daily lives, the lords decided to fight among themselves.

Times like these called for a hero. A different kind of a hero...

You play as William, also know as a mercenary who goes by the name "Goat".

William is not the strongest, sharpest, bravest of all, but he gets the job done. The problem is: he may cause a bigger mess while at it.

The story begins with William being summoned to rescue a princess from an evil lord's castle. But for William, things will not go as smoothly as he planned.

Main Features

  • First person, linear, half action, half stealth playthrough.

  • Dynamic game pace in the story playthrough, consisting of different modes:

    • A slower paced dungeon crawling mode, where you explore castles and dungeons while choosing to use stealth or strength to progress through the level.

    • A fast paced horde mode where you fight your way out.

    • Boss fights.

    • Escape scenarios where fighting is futile and you just need to run away as fast as you can.

  • Four different melee combat modes to choose from:

    • Good old hack & slash, where every strike is a hit, but damage varies.

    • Timing based combat, where you or your enemy can fully block attacks if timed correctly.

    • Timed + Directional combat, where in addition to perfect timing, you'll need to strike and block in the correct direction based on your opponent's action.

    • A challenging, yet very fun mixture between hack & slash and timed combat.

  • 10 chapters of story driven gameplay, spanning in 6 different locations.

  • Aside from the main story, you'll have the ability to play custom chapters according to the following:

    • Each completed castle, or castle section will be unlocked to be playable in the custom chapters.

    • Some of the characters you meet in the story will be selectable in the custom chapters. Characters such as princesses to rescue, sidekicks to join your side and lords to have one on one duels against.

    • Different mission types to select from:

      • Rescue the princess: A selected princess and the key to her will be spawned in random locations. Find the key, find the princess, get her out.

      • Survive an ambush: Hordes of enemies will attack all at once. Face them alone or with a sidekick.

      • Duel: Have a one on one duel with a selected character.

      • More mission types might be added in the future. Please make sure to check out the News section in the community hub for update notes.

    • Items you find in story mode, such as gold and arrows, will be used in custom chapters.

Demo

Demo available!

Please give chapter 1 a try.

Media

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Price intelligence

Accepted price history and the lows that matter

Historical lows
All-time low ATL $4.99 2026-07-07
3-month low $4.99
12-month low $4.99
Current $9.99
Price events From the accepted price history · updates automatically
Jul 11, 2026
Sale ended · back to $9.99
Jul 7, 2026
Sale started · -50% to $4.99
Jul 7, 2026
New all-time low $4.99

Guards VS Goats price history and best deals

Guards VS Goats for PC currently sells from $9.99 at authorized stores. Its all-time low is $4.99, set on 2026-07-07.

Frequently asked questions

Answered from this game's own price and edition data

Should I buy Guards VS Goats now or wait?
Our verdict is wait. At 100% of the way to full price, it usually drops harder in seasonal sales, so patience tends to pay.
Is $9.99 a good price for Guards VS Goats?
$9.99 sits 100% of the way from the all-time low of $4.99 to the full price. It has been cheaper before, so there is room to wait.
Where can I buy Guards VS Goats?
Guards VS Goats is tracked at steam. We only list authorized stores here and always link out with a clean outbound link.
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Steam reviews 4 user reviews · 100%
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Tech
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Minimum
Minimum:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS: Windows 10/11
  • Processor: Intel Core i5
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: GeForce GTX 1060 6GB
  • Storage: 22 GB available space
  • Sound Card: Any compatible soundcard
Recommended
Recommended:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS: Windows 10/11
  • Processor: Intel Core i7
  • Memory: 16 GB RAM
  • Graphics: GeForce RTX 4060 8GB
  • Storage: 22 GB available space
  • Sound Card: Any compatible soundcard
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          Facts
          DeveloperDavid Amado
          PublisherDavid Amado
          GenresAction · Indie
          ModesSingle-player
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