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h8machine

h8machine
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Very Positive · 94% of 52
Developergaem by jj
GenreIndie
Chip's verdict · US updated 2 days ago
Why this verdict
Player reviews 94% positive of 52
Quality score 94/100

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BIG INTERNET FIGHT 🤬 deckbuilder 🃏 💩posting simulator💩 biggest cardgame innovation since the invention of sleeves 🤯 lore makes you go 🤪 then gameplay makes you go 👨‍🎓🧠👨‍🔬

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h8machine is a cardgame set in a dystopian future in which Artificial Intelligence 🤖🤖🤖 has completely overtaken the online world 🌐🌐🌐 and the worst part is - it learned to behave just like us 💩💩💩...



but AI isn't just a flavor here! an in-game neural network allows you to customize and randomize 2D art in real time! with this TECHNOLOGY, you can fully immerse yourself in the world of anime profile pics posting complete garbage. it's just like real life social media!


no one uses realtime-with-pause in cardgames, probably for some good reason. but screw it, I like RTWP so I just put it in!

the flow of time is your main resource! will you get lost in the hectic chaos of ticking timers, or will you optimize every fraction of a second at your disposal? remember: the active pause system allows you to play any card you want while the time stops. use it to make your decisions and execute powerful combos!



are you tired of collecting cards one by one and having to remove the crap ones from your deck as a deckbuilder game goes on? in h8machine, you grab packets of cards with their own "personalities" instead, internet stereotypes and whatnot. each of these personalities contributes 1/3 of your deck, and you can mix&match them to easily form decks with a pre-constructed feel

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Scores
Steam reviews Very Positive · 94%
94% positive of 52
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Tech
Requirements
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Minimum:
  • OS: Tested on Windows 10.
  • Graphics: GPU required for artwork generation. Not tested below GeForce 9xx series.
  • Storage: 100 MB available space
Achievements (28)
achi_1 89.8%
achi_tutorial 73.2%
noPics 57.5%
100hp 38.6%
5hp 28.0%
noPosts 27.8%
Janny 23.2%
Winner 21.7%
Facts
Developergaem by jj
Publishergaem by jj
GenresIndie
ModesSingle-player
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Ratings
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igrs13
steam_germany6
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