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Help! I am REALLY horny!
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🖥 Windows
Positive · 81% of 31
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Great time to buy
Strong reviews, and it's near its cheapest ever.
Quality81/100
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- 81% positive of 31 reviews
- Small review sample — read with caution
Value100/100
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About
Help! I am REALLY horny! is a highly interactive adventure dating game where you color the tale along the way in unforeseeable ways through your choices and your dick slapping and tit swinging inputs.
Have you ever done something really stupid and very shortsighted, while you were horny? Something you would never even consider doing, had it not been for your overwhelming lust?
You wake up on a Friday, hornier than you have ever been before, which makes you unable to concentrate on anything else than sex. Sunday is your parents' silver wedding anniversary and you have not yet written the anniversary song you promised. Therefore, you have to go on a noble quest to make yourself un-horny, so you can write the song and not yet again disappoint your parents.
- Play either as a dick or pussy, who is either into dancing with the other sex or the same sex.
- Lots of cute, dancing genitals.
- 30% chance you will experience two bad fart jokes.
- Designed for multiple playthroughs for the REALLY horny ones.
- Explore your own lust with your friend between your legs.
- 110% chance you will end up making some decisions that your mommy will not be proud of.
You wake up on a Friday, hornier than you have ever been before, which makes you unable to concentrate on anything else than sex. Sunday is your parents' silver wedding anniversary and you have not yet written the anniversary song you promised. Therefore, you have to go on a noble quest to make yourself un-horny, so you can write the song and not yet again disappoint your parents.
- Play either as a dick or pussy, who is either into dancing with the other sex or the same sex.
- Lots of cute, dancing genitals.
- 30% chance you will experience two bad fart jokes.
- Designed for multiple playthroughs for the REALLY horny ones.
- Explore your own lust with your friend between your legs.
- 110% chance you will end up making some decisions that your mommy will not be proud of.
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System requirements
Age rating & content
dejus14
Violência fantasiosaViolênciaAtos criminososLinguagem imprópriaConteúdo sexualDrogas lícitasDrogas ilícitas
igrs18
Rokok dan/atau rokok elektronik, minuman beralkohol, narkotika, psikotropika, dan/atau zat adiktif lainnyaPenampilan TokohPenggunaan bahasa
steam_germany12
DrogenSexuelle AndeutungenGewalt
Price history
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Latest news
- Achievements and reduced game’s size!steam_community_announcements · Mar 28, 2021
- How you met your Xsteam_community_announcements · May 16, 2020
- First free dlc is being banged together!steam_community_announcements · Apr 13, 2020
- Fixed a bug that turned your pussy into a dick!steam_community_announcements · Mar 17, 2020
Game info
Developer Professional Villains
Publisher Professional Villains
Platforms Windows
Genres
Features
Single-playerFamily Sharing