Penis Simulator
Wait Chip's verdict · US updated 6 hr. ago Good game, but it sits 100% of the way from its all-time low to full price. It drops harder in seasonal sales. Patience pays.
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About this game
What this game is, in the developer's words
Master the ancient art of the dongercopter, precision stream physics and defend the Porcelain Throne from escalating threats
For centuries, brave men have pushed back The Darkness with humanity's most ancient weapon.
Now it's your turn.
Your grandfather has died and left you a letter, starting your journey in the legendary Golden Order.
Meanwhile, in the depths of our modern world, Dark Beings are proliferating, waiting for the right opportunity to sneak out and finally conquer back the world.
Master the ancient art of the dongercopter, precision stream physics, defend the Porcelain Throne from escalating threats, and unravel the conspiracy your grandfather died protecting.
The creatures are getting smarter. The Order is watching... and your bladder won't last forever.
Key features
The most advanced donger simulation yet, using our revolutionary P.E.N.O.R. physics system
Accurate bladder simulation
Several skins for your penis
Tight penis-based combat against The Darkness
Chugging liquids and wearing items
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Penis Simulator price history and best deals
Penis Simulator for PC currently sells from $1.99 at authorized stores. Its all-time low is $1.69, set on 2026-06-27.
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