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Porcelain Panic
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3 user reviews · 100% of 3
Chip's verdict · US updated 5 days ago
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Player reviews 100% positive of 3
Quality score 100/100 · small sample
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About this game
What this game is, in the developer's words
Learn how to use the correct bog in this fast paced bog simulator that features a princess, a bog-lord and a lack of pants.
3 Game Modes!
5 Unlockable Characters!
Each with their own not so impressive stats such as speed 1, speed 2 and speed 3!
6 Unlockable Items!
Discover wondrous items such as the Bog Cleaner, it will give your bog a healthy shine and sparkle that all good bogs deserve! Or the mighty X-Ray Specs that allow you to peep right through bog doors!
Other Features
- Story Mode - A short but also desperately lacking story where the object is to rescue Princess Bog from the Bog-Lord.
- Turdurance Mode - How long can you hold it in with increasingly hard to find bogs ?
- Tribog Mode - Become a Bog-Lord! They need to use the bog too. Match your ever changing character to their rightful bog.
5 Unlockable Characters!
Each with their own not so impressive stats such as speed 1, speed 2 and speed 3!
6 Unlockable Items!
Discover wondrous items such as the Bog Cleaner, it will give your bog a healthy shine and sparkle that all good bogs deserve! Or the mighty X-Ray Specs that allow you to peep right through bog doors!
Other Features
- Two shades of brown.
- A Bog-Prince and a Bog-Lord (but not at the same time).
- An annoyingly addictive sound track.
- One shade of brown is rather sickly.
- Impressive buzz words such as 'Golden Wipe' and 'Spice Turd'.
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Porcelain Panic price history and best deals
Porcelain Panic for PC currently sells from $0.99 at authorized stores.
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Steam reviews 3 user reviews · 100%
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DeveloperAlone Games
PublisherAlone Games
GenresAction · Casual · Indie · Simulation
TagsAction · Indie · Casual · Simulation
ModesSingle-player
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