The Kickstarter Avoidance Album

Having promised to donate all the profits from NotTheNameWeWanted to charity, we've quickly realised that we've got no money left for essentials such as tea, milk, and making the next game.

We thought about Kickstarting, but the prospect of sorting that all out made us want to put a power drill through our own faces. And we thought you deserved more for your hard-earned than a promise of a game we might or might not make sometime if we feel like it unless we change our minds or have a better idea or decide to go to the pub instead.

We've had a surprising and, frankly, inexplicable number of people asking for the game's soundtrack. Luckily, the will has just been read from our Managing Partner's time-travelling grandfather, Spencer NotGames IV, and it turns out that we're gonna release a cracking comedy album in 2030. He left us all the tracks in convenient MP3 format in his attic!!! It's very handy that this turned up from the future, as otherwise we'd have had to write, arrange, record, mix and release an entire album in about four days... And that's not possible, is it?

So, in a nod to the traditional comedy albums of yore by the likes of Monty Python and The Goons, we're killing two birds with one stone and filling both the insatiable public demand and our own empty pockets. It's a proper album. Like the kind Mum and Dad used to listen to back in the day. But digital. And a tenth the price it would be on iTunes. Isn't Steam great?

We're giving you your favourite tracks from the game, improved and extended, and tonnes more stuff, all lovingly mixed with lashings of our questionable sense of humour. And need we mention.... more Kenneth?! It's an hour's laughter for less than a quid (in the only currency that counts). What's not to like?

Track-listing:
#1 Legal Warning
#2 N*****V Theme
#3 N*****V: A Warning From History Part 1
#4 Bloody England - Daffyd and his Welsh Voice Choir
#5 Commercial Break 01
#6 Kenneth's Country Garden - Kenneth
#7 Commercial Break 02
#8 Music to Shower to
#9 N*****V: A Warning From History Part 2
#10 DJ Slippy-Doopy-Doob-Doob-Wah-Wah Mix Feat. Darren
#11 Commercial Break 03
#12 Moisture (On My Thighs) - Beyonce "Not That One" Johnson
#13 Intermission
#14 The Unbearable Lightness of Being Kenneth (A Beat Poem) - Kenneth the Big Dawg and the Jazz Ramblers
#15 N*****V: A Warning From History Part 3
#16 Jacket Potato (DJ Spud-U-Love Remix) - Gazza the Rapping Skateboarder
#17 Prime Minister's Kenneth Time - David Cameron and Kenneth
#18 Five More Years - David Cameron and the Bullingdon Big Band Experience
#19 National Anthem (FIXED)
#20 N*****V: A Warning From History Part 4
#21 N*****V End Titles
#22 Bonus Track