Think of the Children
The current discount is 80%. Seasonal sales have priced it lower.
Why this verdict
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- Current official price $2.59
- Regular price $12.99
- Recorded low $1.99
- Compared with usual sales 80% now · 70% usual over 5 sales · better than usual
- Observed sale intervals 17 to 17 days · median 17 days
- Interval samples 1
- Observed window Jun 27, 2026 to Jul 14, 2026 · 17 days
- Confidence low
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- Think of the Children - Official Soundtrack No offer tracked
About this game
What this game is, in the developer's words
Little Bobby’s dead, the BBQ is on fire, Jen’s eating poisonous berries and the birthday cake still needs icing. It’s just another wonderful day out with the kids in Think of the Children, a frantic co-operative parenting simulator.
Little Bobby’s dead, the BBQ is on fire, Jen’s eating poisonous berries and the birthday cake still needs icing. It’s just another wonderful day out with the kids in Think of the Children, a frantic parenting simulator for up to four players.
Hauled before the court for bad parenting and endangering the lives of your children, the Prosecutors present a series of events as evidence that will either condemn or exonerate you: a birthday party at the park, a day at the zoo, a camping trip, an unexpected visit to the Australian Outback and more. Each of these locations proves to be far more dangerous than they sound, and even the tamest of environments are filled with deadly hazards.
Run solo, or team up with other parents to play through each trip in flashback to prove your parenting skills-and your innocence-to the judge, and avoid going to jail.
Multi-tasking mayhem
There’s never a dull moment when you’ve got the BBQ to tend, picnic tables to set, some of the kids are playing with a rabid dog, and two of them just ran out onto the road.
Parenting is hard
To get a good parenting grade and avoid jail time you’ll need to get all your tasks done, keep the kids happy, and–ideally–alive!
Nowhere is safe
The local park, the beach, the supermarket, the zoo. Great places for a day out with the kids. That is, aside from the poisonous berries, ravenous seagulls, towering grocery shelves and electrified pens.
All kinds of families welcome
Single parent? Two mums? A mum, two dads and a horse in a long distance relationship? It’s all good. Parent solo or co-operatively with up to four players.
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Think of the Children price history and current deals
Think of the Children for PC currently sells from $2.59 at authorized stores. Lowest since 27 Jun 2026: $1.99. That is 80% off the $12.99 list price.
Think of the Children reviews, playtime, and age rating
244 people have reviewed Think of the Children. 56% are positive. Steam calls that Mixed. Brazil rates it 12+, flagged for Linguagem imprópria, Violência fantasiosa.
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