You Suck At Football
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About this game
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A physics-based rage game where you and your friends control a chaotic football through parkour and deadly drops. One wrong bounce and you lose it all. Climb together or fall together — can you reach the top?
🏆 Control the Ball
Bounce, kick, roll, and make your way through a brutal parkour with a physics football.
🏐Physics-Based
This isn’t your average jump game. The ball has realistic weight, unpredictable momentum, and just enough control to make you think you’re safe… right before the fall.
One slip = massive progress loss
No checkpoints in hard mode
Every climb is earned
🫂Multiplayer Mayhem
Play solo or in online multiplayer.
🧠 “Bro stop jumping — we’re going backwards!”
😭 “We were right at the top!!”
💀 “I swear I’m uninstalling.”
🌍 Climb a Massive World of Rage
From floating paths to spinning death traps, this vertical hellscape is built to break your spirit — and your friendships.
Unique parkour zones with escalating difficulty
Vertical level design inspired by Only Up
No loading screens, just pure upward pain
🎥 Perfect for Streamers and Friends
The game was built to make people laugh, rage, and clip their worst moments. Every failure is a highlight.
🚨 Warning: This game will test your patience.
Rage quits expected.
Friendships may be lost.
But if you make it to the top…
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You Suck At Football price history and current deals
You Suck At Football for PC currently sells from $4.99 at authorized stores.
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You Suck At Football comes in 2 editions: You Suck At Football, You Suck At Football. The edition list shows what each one includes.
You Suck At Football reviews, playtime, and age rating
21 people have reviewed You Suck At Football. 62% are positive. Steam calls that Mixed. Brazil rates it 14+.
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